The Misadventures of Madeleine

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

You are a cutie.
(You know who you are.)

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

I’m pretty sure it has to do with the direction of the trees…  When the veggiedogs go down, they are going against the trees rather than with them, so they appear to go faster.

adorabubblr:

There’s nothing quite like a mother’s love and protection.

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right
Gettin’ real tired of this whole having to do homework to get through college thing.

Gettin’ real tired of this whole having to do homework to get through college thing.

corvidae:

roachpatrol:

kgschmidt:

teroknortailor:

boi-interrupted:

luxuryon:

How to build a dome

All Photos © Steve Areen

This is awesome.

this is some tattooine level shit right here

I’m too overloaded with COOOOL to properly appreciate this.

i’m SO jealous

and here, friends, is where the tropical hobbits dwell

its fine to be vegan and all but trying to tell other people to not eat meat is a shitty way to live life

getmad-govegan:

Living your whole life being trapped in a factory forced to give birth multiple times and then to have your baby taken away to be killed only to be slaughtered yourself when you are deemed worthless is a shitty way to live too :)

quoilecanard:

"Sentient animals have the capacity to experience pleasure and are motivated to seek it. You only have to watch how cows and lambs both seek and enjoy pleasure when they lie with their heads raised to the sun on a perfect English summer’s day. Just like humans." - John Webster

quoilecanard:

"Sentient animals have the capacity to experience pleasure and are motivated to seek it. You only have to watch how cows and lambs both seek and enjoy pleasure when they lie with their heads raised to the sun on a perfect English summer’s day. Just like humans." - John Webster

Too much soy is bad for you.
People who eat meat from animals who are fed lots of soy  (via ratqueenxvx)

vegasmo:

This is how a normal un-brainwashed child should perceive a chicken.

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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